"Oh what a good boy. Aren't you just the sweetest dude? Oh you're so good. What a good giant baby." Brad accepted the lick with a happy laugh, as he began petting the dog about the ears, neck, and jowls.

It was then, while flat on his back in the most expensive house he's ever set foot in, practically baby talking to a dog, that he notices the first kid Bruce adopted.

"Oh. Hi there." Still petting the dog. "I'm Brad. Sup?"